Right before I start to type this, I was lying in bed with shorts on. I stuck my leg up in the air and admired the view. You know how when you lie on your back and the belly fat blankets your spine creating a grand illusion of having a flatter, more appealing tummy? Try sticking your leg up in the air, your leg should look slimmer, more toned and extremely fabulous with the flicker of the TV. Mine did!!!! I also appear more tan in this light. Lovely, simply lovely!!
I have a specific pose for shielding the camera from my fat. It is a trend that finds its way in many family pictures!!! Here's what you do: stand in a tall lunge, put your forward arm's hand on your knee, point the elbow out, tummy in, chin up, say cheese. Just think Patrick Swayze and "spaghetti arms" and you've got it!! Simply lovely!!!!!
All joking and semi-seriousness aside, I do look forward to ridding my wardrobe of my bigger clothes. I am going to rid those bigger sizes for good this time. I'm not storing them in a Rubbermaid container for "just in case I can't control eating a large pizza" or "just in case I NEED ten candy bars" or "just in case I balloon out and become the next TLC reality show." I'm done this time. I fortunately kept all of my smaller clothes. So, somewhere deep down, I must have known I would pick up this journey where I had left off five years ago, but do it bigger and better and with a different sense of commitment.
I have my days, oh do I have them. I don't enjoy getting up earlier and earlier, but I do enjoy getting rid of the mom jeans!!!
Signing off for now. To all of you near and far and to those of you wondering what in the hell this post was really about, but love my randomness, until next time...
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